What do you get when you cross a pontificating atheist musical savant with a megalomaniacal substance-abusing Jew and an oblivious giddy Italian heartthrob? The answer has to be either the ugliest bi-curious circle-jerk in Hollywood, or the ultra-groovy hyper-ironic secret genius known as
SPELD BADLEE.

Too clever to be pop, too pop to be rock, too rock to be jazz, too jazz to be blues, and too blue to be allowed within 500 yards of several local elementary schools, Speld Badlee will even misuse hyperbole and pomp to describe themselves on their own website, so you can only imagine what a delicious anal-retentive treat they are to hear in concert.

DON’T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT - HEAR WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING:

"Pontificating? Are you calling me a gasbag again, Shapiro? You think I talk too much, is that it? By the way, 1976 called… they want your haircut back. Oh, and could you possibly get any more stoned before writing our lyrics? You sicken me." - Gary Stockdale Award-winning composer, arranger, multi-instrumentalist, and infamous bald control-freak

"George Bush is Lucifer incarnate, and his entire administration is made up of shrieking carnivorous hobgoblins. My girlfriend is several decades younger than I am. Hey, you big sexy fruits!" - Tony Alda actor, writer, director, drummer, pedophile

"I can’t work with you assholes anymore. Thank G-d there’s still some pot left, ‘cause I already finished off the vodka with those Percocet, so once this coke’s gone, I’m just going to sniff nitrous until the Ambien kicks in, and then go fuck myself." - Gary Shapiro actor, writer, cantor, outpatient, and King of the Champagne Enema

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Here's a link to Comedy Central. Why? Because Speld Badlee thinks they might get a gig there soon.